By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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