road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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