I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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