Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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