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College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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