Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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