On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i just google imaged poop.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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