Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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