i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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