im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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