Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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