I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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