so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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