Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Plan B is the new Plan A
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
