I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She's JV to your varsity
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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