idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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