Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I need to align my fucking chakras
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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