Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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