I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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