Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think people are normalizing furries
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