there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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