So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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