Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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