bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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