just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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