it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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