piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
