Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
