Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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