i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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