Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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