Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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