I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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