She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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