HIV tests are more positive than that guy
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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