Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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