Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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