Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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