Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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