what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
