the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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