WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Terrible idea I love it
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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