Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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