i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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