1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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