a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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