TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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