Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Randomize
