I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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