My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
is wine microwaveable?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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