Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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