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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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