So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Randomize
