that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
So. Much. Porn.
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