i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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