You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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