a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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