Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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