Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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