Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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