I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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